It's mod Exo's introduction!

My favorite glitch feature I got in Skyrim was most likely due to having a bunch of mods installed. What's important to note here is that I'm very into role-playing and have backstories and personalities formed for every character I create.

My wood elf somehow ended up with the racist as heck Stormcloaks, mostly due to opportunity, but Ulfric didn't seem to care he was a wood elf, of course. So during this quest, I was already coming up with theories as to why Ulfric hates all non-Nords except my short boy wood elf. And then it got to the point where after each quest, Ulfric gives you a new nickname or whatever, and I was like "Haha petnames. Ulfric's in love." So I continued the rest of this quest under the story-telling assumption that Ulfric was in love with my elf. Which makes the upcoming events even more hilarious.

I married Lydia, I think? And I was traveling with her and the housecarl Ulfric assigned to me. In the middle of walking through a blizzard in the mountains somewhere, the housecarl turns to Lydia and straight up fucking murders her before my very eyes. Just swings an axe in her face and she drops dead! So my widowed wood elf went into a crying rage and murdered the house carl and I'm sat here like. This is a conspiracy! Ulfric fucking hired this housecarl to murder my wife!! I can't believe this!!

So I go back to Ulfric's place ready to commit treason and obv you can't kill him, but at the very least, I wanted to go to his bedroom and steal all his shit. And I noticed something peculiar. You know how you can't sleep in just any bed because it'll say "(owned)" next to it? Now, before this point, Ulfric's bed had ALWAYS said it was owned, and while I was stealing his stuff, it suddenly didn't? So I was curious! I was like, can I sleep in this man's bed? This man who murdered my wife? And I could! I slept in his bed! I slept for like four hours and when I woke up he was in the bed with me!! This man was seriously gonna hire somebody to murder my wife and then have the nerve to try to share a bed with me.

My poor wood elf is probably beyond upset at this point. So I had him go to the tempke where he and Lydia got married and this is where shit got really weird.

So standing at one of the pews is a freaking clone of my wood elf, just standing there staring at me. Any time I tried to interact with the clone, the building would SHAKE and then the clone would bow. If I changed clothes, the clone changed clothes. I tried leaving and coming back, and he was still there. And if you tried to pickpocket him, again, shaking building and he would bow. I'm sitting here like... Damn... I put too much of myself into this, and now my wood elf is prone to hallucinations. #likeplayerlikecharacter

All because Ulfric fell in love with him and got salty and murdered his wife.